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PostSubject: The Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:22 am

Post your favouritest one liners, knock-knocks, doctor-doctors, etc here!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:28 am

Heh! I should try to find an equivalent in french!

Yet more ¯\(°_o)/¯ :
"Two men walk into a bar... which was pretty stupid because the second one should have seen it."
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:20 pm

'The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese'. - Steven Wright
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:49 am

Oh there was a joke on a program recentley, I'll probabley say wrong though..

errrm Something like - 'In the olden days, people on drugs, were stoned'

cough..
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokes Thread   Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:04 pm

haha i like that a lot, here's a one liner of mine:

i dont like the rubiks cube as it promotes segregation.
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